Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.

I just googled "blawg". Turns out it's an accepted term, meaning "law blog". (Drink.) Isn't that just disgusting? I mean, "blog" (drink) is bad enough, and yet someone found a way to make it worse! No wonder people hate lawyers so much.

We need a new spelling. Pronto.

"Blahg" and "blagh" are common variants, though if we make it more like a barfing sound, such as "blagghh" or "blagghhh" or "blaggghhhh", there are many fewer people using it to mean "weblog", and more people using it to mean (sound you make when you vomit). Or maybe they're just short for "weblagghhhh".